1. agorismsaves:

Something to ponder over your morning brew.

    agorismsaves:

    Something to ponder over your morning brew.

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  3. teaforathena:

    pleaseexcusemyfreetwat:

    shubbabang:

    In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

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    And that was the first time I saw a penis

    Sounds Legit

    lmfaoooooooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭

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  4. thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

    Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

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  6. fuckingcuddle:

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  8. hamtaryo:

grammy get your shit together

    hamtaryo:

    grammy get your shit together

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  10. bad-w0lff:

    freudian-slipped:

    if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

    if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

    and that is an abusive relationship.

    Holy shit.

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  12. makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE

    makemestfu:

    EVERYTHING RELATE

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  13. gossipinq:

woww

    gossipinq:

    woww

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  14. wilddaize:

+

    wilddaize:

    +

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  15. suckmymara:

    I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate 

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